People are Strange - Search Word Bonanza

 I'm gonna steal a play from my friend Adam's blog, Home Brew Dharma, as I thought it would be cool to see what people searched for to find this blog. So, here are the last 5 days of search word(s) used in search engines, and the number beside it is the number of times that search was used.. I'm going bold in red the really weird ones and add a comment or two.

"flower sermon" dharma talk
"the body in the body?,budhism
anal fatties (What the fuck does this mean?)
anal yoga
asian chipmunk
bams tattoos
belly button tattoo
bill harris buddhism
blogger buddhism
boeddha tattoo
brit hume    2
brit hume against buddhist
brit hume buddhism  42
brit hume buddhist
buddha encouragement
buddha tattoo    4
buddha tattoo motive    2
buddhism
buddhism and swear words  (Well, I guess I can't argue with this one.)
buddhism everything happens for a reason
buddhism rapist  (WTF?????)
buddhist -"tiger woods"
buddhist comunism
buddhist hail mary
buddhist highest kinds donation
buddhist reformed    2
buddhist tattoo    2
buddhists protest hume
buddhists repond to britt hume
buhdist brit hume
can anyone attend a vajrayogini tsog
can megachurches bridge the racial divide? buddhism
communist buddhists
cursing in the dharma room
dangers belly tattoo
define monkey mind
dharma tattoo
do buddist drink booze
dogo graham joko beck
driving mastrubation  (Lord have mercy...why would anyone do this?)
elephant belly tattoo
everything happens for a reason
everything happens for a reason budha
everything has a reason bhuddist
ex buddhists
fat buddha belly
fat buddha tattoo
fat happy buddha tattoo
groups of asian women in bikini (Is it a crime to find women attractive??)
guru yoga initiation toronto
had to pee
happiforever and the hungry ghosts    2
happy buddha tattoos
hume buddhism reformed
hume buddhist   2
hunting, buddhism
joe namath buddhist
judith leyster   2
jundo cohen, brad warner
karma every thing happens for a reason
karmic management
kobutsu malone 2
mary lou henner photos
mastrubation
meditation and mastrubation (Ommmm...ommmmm...squirt)
merry lou henner
mike haederle
naked pics of judd hirsch  (OMFG, are you serious?)
number tattoo on belly
ode to pussy

old people tattoos on belly

pee
perv
peter sprigg buddhism
posters with beautiful asian woman
reformed buddhism 8
reformed buddhist   78
reformed buddhist blog 15
reformedbuddhist   2
ricard buddhism
root yoga
rotting corpse   2
steve guttenberg pergatory (I do not want to meet the person who searched for this)
squirrel sex 2
squirrel zen

suzy kolber photos
tantric vows
tattoo boedha navel
tattoo buddha
tattoo budhas
tattooed belly button
the reformed buddhist   4
the significance of the number 108 in zen buddhism
the zennist
thereformedbuddhist.com   168  (really, ya just can't pop that bad boy into the URL? Lazy!!!)
traditional vs reformed buddhism
treeleaf zendo forum
tsog vajrayogini
two meditating
vag badger (ehhh, whaaaaat?)
vajrayogini initiation
vajrayogini tsog offering
vajrayogini tsog seattle jan 9
valley forge blogg
washington capitals eagle
weird dude   2
yamantaka initiation in the year 2010
young judd hirsch
zen sesshin 2010 soto hawaii

So, I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did......I've learned three things from this exercise. 1) I dont know if I am more disturbed by what people were searching for or the fact my blog hit those searches. 2) People are too lazy to type in a URL into an address bar 3) Judd Hirsch....naked....seriously?

Guns N' Roses - Patience