The last three days in the acorn tree have been hotter than Betty White's vagina after sex with a Narwhal. Today it's suppose to reach
104F here, which will be the third day in a row over 100. And the next two days are looking about as appetizing as an
assistant crack whore at a debutante's ball. For you folks that haven't switched the easier imperial system of measurement,
(come on world, the metric system is so 1990's) that's at about 40C according to my Canadian wife. I tried some sitting meditation outside, but it got so hot, my ass stuck to the sidewalk. The good news is it popped all my hemorrhoids, and now the outside of my apartment building looks much like a bloody murder scene. So here are some ways we squirrels stay cool when it's this hot.
Step #1 - Lay the fuck down:
Step #2 - Lay the fuck down some more:
Step #3 - Stay the fuck down:
Step #4 - Remain laying the fuck down until mother nature decides to stop baking us:
Step #5 - Hot nasty squirrel sex in an Oak tree:
Step #6 - Stay away from the dogs:
Step #7 - Stay away from this guy:
