Rule #1 - If you don't like what I write, it's very easy... DON'T FUCKING READ IT!
Rule #2 - I cuss, write inappropriate stuff, make fart jokes and post lots of weird pictures...just FYI. And it doesn't make me any less of a Buddhist.
Rule #3 - I'll post shit up, change my mind later, then take shit down. Deal with it.
Rule #4 - I don't delete comments unless they are spam, racist or just trolling little bitch fests because you can't win your debate. Questioning people's sincerity or practice because you disagree with them is a surefire way to end up deleted....or mocked, which ever I am in the mood for.
Rule #5 - Pretentious and arrogant people will be mocked mercilessly. (Yes, I realize the irony of that statement)
Rule #6 - Feel free to send me emails telling me what you think. However, emails telling me that I am 1.Crazy 2. Dumb 3. Destroying the Dharma will be posted and made fun of.
Rule #7 - I find it hilarious when all the "Good Buddhists" make vague remarks on twitter or their blog about the awful things I write or do , but then deny reading my blog. See Rule #1.
Rule #8 - You probably fall under Rule #7 if you mourn how hopeless the world is because no one reads you blog or listens to your words of reason. It's probably because your blog is either fucking boring, communist or more long winded than William Henry Harrison's inaugural address.
Rule #9 - Buddhism is not a political platform to launch your social agendas. Nor is it something you can figure out using mega awesome philosophical theories. Each of these will be made fun of...often.
Rule #10 - I don't usually review books because I have the attention span of a flea. You are welcome to send them to me, but don't bitch if I give them a shitty review.
Rule #11 - Despite my harshness, I do actually mean well. Yep, there is actually a point to this whole mess...I do have a target audience...and if you have made it to this rule, you probably are in that demographic. Think of this blog kind of like a really dumb obvious Koan.
Rule #12 - I despise destructive cults, people that take advantage of other people sexually or monetarily and people who sell the dharma for a profit. I don't get paid to write this, and I don't take money from dead cult leaders, so I will write about what's on my mind and will pick on those who are frauds, sexual deviants or other megalomaniacal people. Buddhism is a vehicle for people, ALL PEOPLE, to overcome that shitty thing we call dukkha. And any perversion of that vehicle done to obtain excessive personal wealth or other sick personal power trips will be taunted with fart jokes and photoshopped squirrels.
Rule #13 - LOL An "Editorial Policy" on this blog, Christ almighty, what is the world coming too!
